Welcome to the Eight o'clock News, and I'm Ryan Farmer. THe headlines today:

~Shock for a prefect when some year 8 prat tells him to piss off!
~Odd goings on in lavatories...enough said
~Confusion as daily schedual is pissed on by Headteacher
~How revising the Data Protection Act can be the difference between a C and a D
~Flash Cards and Strip Poker: What is the link?
And Finally:
~The tale of one young man from zero to Iago.....

Right, yes i was the prefect who was told to piss off by some year 8 sod. All i said was take your food in there and tuck your shirt in please mate, and he told me where to piss off.....Enough raving about that, now on to odd goings on in lower cloakrooms, or downstairs toilets as we normal folk would call them. Enough raving about that as well!

Six frigging mark on the bloody Data Protection Act! At least SOMEONE revised it for hours, and i won't embarase them either, isn't that right Charlotte Doman! Flash cards, Strip Poker. Flash-> Nude-> Strip. Cards-> Games-> Poker. Easy as that.

And finally....I GOT THE PART OF IAGO! I ROCK! Even though i forgot my lines, my perversity (or is it perseverance?) payed off!

Too-da-loo ;) someone will understand, isn't that right Charlotte Doman.

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