First person to tell me where these are from wins a prize lol.

"I know some fairly liberal girls but I've never penultimated them, or for that matter, been given any Norman tongue!"
OR
"Well, yes, you see, only the other day, Prime Minister Pitt called me an idle scrounger, and it wasn't until later that I thought how clever it would've been to have said, "Oh, bugger off, you old fart!"